By AJ Wilcox | January 1, 2013
Happy New Year from the DailyDerbi! Here’s some ridiculousness to help you celebrate your (hopefully) day off.
Let’s say you’re 16 years old, and your daddy owns an upscale car rental and chauffeur service. Let’s say he stores these vehicles at your home, so your driveway is littered with Rolls, Bentley, and Ferrari. Now, let’s say you’ve been tasked with clearing the driveway. How do you do it?
Well, if you guessed, “By doing doughnuts over it with an Audi R8,” you’d be stupid, but also correct.
Watch this short clip on pins and needles as you wait for him to make a mistake:
As you likely found, this method does not work. We were uncomfortable with so much of this:
- How close he came to the Rolls Royce and the Bentley in his antics,
- The fact that his windows were covered in snow while he did it.
- How much snow was found on all those pricey whips. These cars should be sheltered in a garage.
With a little bit of sleuthing, we found that the kid is 17 years old, drives a Volkswagen Scirocco, gets to drive daddy’s cars to school sometimes, and, like you’d expect of a snobby, rich kid, likes to represent himself as the owner. He got smart on his youtube channel and disabled comments on this particular video — he had the foresight to realize people were going to ream him for his poor decisions.
No matter how uncomfortable the video makes you, while you’re shoveling your driveway this week, you’ll definitely wish you could try this.