Let us guess – you’re reading this article because it has ‘naked’ in the title. Don’t worry, we won’t judge. The fact of the matter is that this local West Valley City, UT story is crazy. Here’s the scene:

5:00am a man is out in his car putting up signs around the neighborhood. As he is outside of his car, a woman in her younger thirties pulls up, gets out of her car completely nude, and hops in the man’s car and drives away.

Shocked because his car had been stolen, he hops in the woman’s car and chases after her. The woman fails to negotiate a turn and crashes the man’s car. Bloodied, she runs from the scene (yep, still nude as a jaybird). Apparently imagining a bush to be proper cover, she hides behind it. When the cops show up to the scene, they find her and give chase. Bloodied and sweaty (and indeed, still naked), the cops had a difficult time grabbing onto her, and not only does she get away, but she gets away in the cop car. Shortly thereafter she launches over a burm and totals the cop car.

You might think this would be a sufficient end to the story, but she takes off again (quit asking, she’s still in her birthday suit) until she gets to a fence where an officer stood with his taser drawn. Bam – end of crazy story.

And to think, this happens in Utah’s own basement (WVC). If you’re like us, you’re asking if it was meth or pcp that set the woman off. Amazingly enough, no drugs. Some mental issues are likely involved, but this is rad.

[AJ Wilcox | Deseret News]

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