Daily Derbi Halloween Edition: The 10 Scariest Cars Ever Made

By | November 1, 2009

The end of October is here and that means cold weather, Christmas sections in Wal-Mart, and celebrating Halloween with the ten scariest looking cars ever made (all modern):

10. Pontiac Firebird: Adrien Brody’s nose got a car modeled after it.

Firebird Car

9. Subaru Baja: Even small children and babies judge Baja drivers.

Subaru Baja

8. Jianghuai Elephantiasis: China just doesn’t have a clue.


7. Suzuki x90: What the hell, Suzuki?

Suzuki X90

6. Nissian Cube: What the hell, Nissan?

Nissan Cube5. BMW X6: Well, at least it’s better than a dead cat with a BMW badge…

Ugly BMW X6

4. The Smart Car: Ya, we’re kicking a dead horse but it deserves it.

Ugly Smart Car

3. Pontiac Aztek: An awful drive, brand killer, bad seller- this car did it all!

Ugly Pontiac Aztek

2. PT Cruiser: Words won’t serve justice.

Ugly PT Cruiser

1. PT Cruiser Convertible: Cutting off its head didn’t make it better.

Ugly PT Cruiser Convertible

Happy Halloween!


Britton Kowalk on November 1, 2009 at 7:02 am.

I couldn’t disagree more with number 5. But number 1 is hilarious.

Chance Hales on February 28, 2012 at 8:51 pm.

I think the Aztek wins personally.  Then the PT picnic basket.  The one that isn’t on here(because its new this year) is the new Nissan Murano Cabriolet.  Why?!?

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